Quora is one platform where people not just ask sensitive and intelligent questions, but they do take the liberty to ask some really funny questions. A silly guy posted the question- ‘How can you ruin your life in one week?‘ We thought, no one will take the time out to answer this question, but we were proven wrong. Some really funny people blessed with a witty sense of humour presented their hilarious answers.
Here are the top 10 answers to the million dollar question asked. By the way, in case you change your mind and choose to lose your job instead, you are covered!
1. Stand in front of a surveillance camera in an airport & shoot a TSA agent. Run home. Tell your family nothing. When the police break in, hold your kids hostage. Make sure you use the family car during the crime, and the family home to plan it (so that, by civil forfeiture laws, the police will take the car and the house). Didn’t need a week. With a little planning, you can ruin your life in an afternoon.
2. Use cocaine several times a day for an entire week. By the end of that week, your life may not be ruined, but it will be well on the way towards that end.
3. Walk into a police station and start shooting. That should take care of it.
4. Marry! :P
6. Have you considered prank-calling police? … You’re welcome!
7. You could start by slapping your boss in the office in front of all your colleagues. Buy a helicopter on credit and fly off to Antarctica without informing your friends and family. Yep, that ought to do the trick.
8. I believe it takes exactly a week to fall in love… That’s enough, I guess!
9. Say “Yes” to everything.
10. Be completely honest with everyone you run into.
11. Leave your girlfriend/wife/family
Quit your job. Stake all money in gamble.
Sit by the sea and drink. Get depressed and jump into the sea.
Good bye cruel world. One more fool gone.
12. You must askCEO Rahul Yadav. He can best answer this question.
13. Choose Engineering as your career and BAAAAM! see how your life turns around.
14. Give your scooter to a girl and sit behind her ! Trust me…! :P
15. If you are not from India, try this.. Go to any Indian major city and drive a car. LOL!
You are sorted! :D