Holi and cheesy Bollywood songs have a deeper connection in any Bollywood movie, just like, a bikini babe in a poorly made film. Male actors too desperate to spread colours all over their female counterparts’ bodies look no less than half rapists and while the actresses try to pretend to be classy, they too reach a point wherein they look like rel desperate house-wives. Here we bring to you 7 cheesy Bollywood songs with really embarrassing lyrics, dance moves and stories.
1. Ang se ang lagana sajan…
Juhi Chawla giving hints to Sunny Deol and Sunny’s failing attempts to dance with his troop… Oh Gawd! Give us a break! Plus WTF is ang se ang laagan?
2. Aaj na chodenge bas humjoli khelenge hum holi…
Note the lyrics, “Chaahey bheegey teri chunariya, chaahe bheegey choli, Khelenge hum Holi”. So it in deed sounds like the boy has zero care for the girl and the girl too is shameless.
3. Do me a favour, let’s play holi
Who the fuck asks to play Holi like that and in that voice which can really make people mistake you for a rapists?
4. Rang Barse se
This celebrated song the most outrageous lyrics!
5. Balam Pichkari
Am I right? Are they singing that the Bhabhi has gotten pregnant with the pichkari?
6. Chhaan ke Mohalla – Action Replay (2010)
Heights of desperation!
7. Lahu Munh Lag Gaya
Bollywood really knows how to make Holi celebration based songs out of the songs sung by pervert back benchers in a class room.