11 genius ways to make enemies who will last forever
Life can be really unfair to you if you have no one who envies you, wishes you bad luck or prays for your broken leg before any big day in your life. It is no good thing to know that there is no one who feels sad about your success or is even jealous of how damn good you are at work. Enemies make for an interesting and adventurous ingredient in life. Not having one is the saddest thing ever! These 10 awesome ways will help you turn one into your enemy in a second. :P
1. Choose a person whom you want to turn into your enemy and bitch about them at work.
2. Hate the entire mankind.
3. Leave dirty laundry on your room mate’s bed.
4. Dump your garbage outside your neighbour’s house.
5. Insult people publicly.
Or if you want a girl enemy then, comment on her clothes.
6. Invite colleagues over for dinner
and then have them pay for it , but
with service tax.
7. Leave nasty comments on your friends’ pictures.
8. Make a I- hate- you card for your friend.
9. Throw your drink on a potential enemy. Voila!
10. Abuse people to make them hate you.
11. Be awesome! Because you might not be too good to have enemies.