India has been a little behind, when it comes to superheroes, and we have reasons for the same. If our favorite superheroes were from India, things would have been so different!
Today on Twitter, people are talking about #IfSuperheroesWereIndian and the tweets are damned funny. They talk about real life problems of superheroes and completely true! Check them out here –
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Superman would be seen stuck somewhere in the wires between poles.
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Ironman would’ve installed CNG kit on his back. #loadshedding — NaamSamajhNahiAaya (@kronosVB) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian everyone would have scolded superman for wearing underwear outside.
— Mojo (@Singhlicious) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian To wo bhi sarak kinaray tatti ker rahay hotay. — Waleed Nasir (@waleednasir00) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Batman would have been an engineer trying to do an MBA & would’ve end up spending all his time on Twitter.
— clfrd (@cliffordsouza) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Alfred: Sir where are you? Batman: Stuck in traffic near Dhaula Kuan, Will be there in 4 hours — Bakwas deGrass Tyson (@BakwasRadio) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian they would have given special nicknames like makda to spiderman.
— Mojo (@Singhlicious) July 13, 2015
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Dharavi slum pe bat signal on hota #IfSuperHeroesWereIndian — Chaukanna Chor (@DefucktiveHumor) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Superman’s Parents: Beta ek bar aankh se laser nikal k dikhao uncle ko? Superman: Kya mummmyyyy :(
— Bakwas deGrass Tyson (@BakwasRadio) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Superman would have sported Rupa underwear. — scaryhairyman (@scaryhairyman) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Iron Man’s suit would be hit by frequent power cuts and Jarvis would be called Ramu.
— Manas (@Spooferman_) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Batman wouldn’t have been Batman because Sharma ji ka beta wasn’t Batman yet. — clfrd (@cliffordsouza) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian [batman from Delhi] His first threat to villains – “tu jaanta nahi mera baap kaun hai” Villain: tha* #crie
— oothikicha (@oothikicha) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian , Clark Kent would have to come up with positive stories on Rahul Gandhi. Hence, no career for Superman. — Keh Ke Peheno (@coolfunnytshirt) July 13, 2015
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Indian version of #FantasticFour #IfSuperHeroesWereIndian pic.twitter.com/mmemvQhU54
— The-Lying-Lama (@KyaUkhaadLega) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperHeroesWereIndian Virat Kohli would have owned “BC Comics.” — Faad Dunga BC (@naalaYUCK) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Their moms would make them eat Dahi Cheeni before every fight.
— Gautam (@gautamverma23) July 13, 2015
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Superheros travelling in Delhi Metro #IfSuperheroesWereIndian pic.twitter.com/uRDOYQPY2f — #Bahubali Thackeray (@Madan_Chikna) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Superman would have committed suicide after listening “Mai toh superman.. salman ka fan”.
— Silly Point (@Sarcaism) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian “You know how i got these scars?” “Haan, kal daaru peeke ghar gaya tha na, maar padi hogi” — Gautam (@gautamverma23) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian they would still crib about Mondays. Ab kaun Suit daale, mask pehne aur fir faaltu dhoop me udne jaaye.
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperHeroesWereIndian ? What do you mean by “Were” .. Yanna Rascalla pic.twitter.com/qTEThCpwZt — Sand-d Singh (@Sand_In_Deed) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperheroesWereIndian Lol…xd…. pic.twitter.com/JTp59lnozk
— Santosh Bhujang☺ (@SantoshBhujang) July 13, 2015
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Kamwali bai: “Main aur kaam nai karegi” Mary Jane: “Kyun?” Kamwali bai: “Sahab har jaha jaala chhod deta hai” #IfSuperheroesWereIndian — Akshar (@AksharPathak) July 13, 2015
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#IfSuperHeroesWereIndian *Batman *Goes out in nights *Fights crime *Saves city *mom: “Tu cigarette pi ke aaya hai na.”
— Aladdin (@Alllahdin) July 13, 2015
But seriously, don’t you think we need some Indian superheroes big time?
