Not everyone loves to go to work and enjoy their jobs. One would rather stay home, eat junk food, watch TV and sleep like a dead log. If you are the kind of jerk we are talking about, these 15 ways will definitely help you to get kicked out of your job.
1. The Simple Plan!
Arrive late to work as often as you can!
When people ask the reason behind coming late, say-
2. Take out your bottle of whiskey, pour yourself a drink and drink before starting any discussion.
Do not forget to say, “cheers”!
3. Use cuss words and abuse as much as you can so that people end up complaining, “Kyu baat-baat pe gaali deta hai!”
4. Never listen to your boss.
5. Sleep during office meetings.
6. Give work to your fellow colleagues and spend your time chatting on phone.
7. Listen to loud music on your earphones. When someone calls you, shout on top of lungs, “Do you not see, I am busy!”
8. Call up your HR on every holiday and ask stupid questions like- if they can pay for the holidays you did not enjoy or pay for your cough syrup since you were on sick leave.
9. Flirt with your boss no matter if this makes you look gay, the objective is to get fired.
10. Complain about your job on social media, unhide from your colleagues, HR and boss.
11. Disapprove of everything your boss says.
12. Threaten your office receptionist everyday. Tell her you will kill her within 10 days.
13. Get badly drunk at the office party and break all the restaurant furniture.
14. Carry raw meat to work, open it at the lunch table and joke about how much you would love to eat a human hand.
15. Wear fangs to work and flaunt them in front of your clients. They will take you as a psycho and may be fire you from work.
Got your own super idea to suggest us an excellent way to get fired? Shoot them in the comments section.